We have very unorthodox training techniques

More tweets from Torty Craig (aka team http://twitter.com/#!/TortyCraig) 

Background: Yesterday
Pujols was in a hot tub. As I handed Pujols his plate of doughnuts I noticed that the tub wasn't filled with water, but baker's sprinkles.

Today:
Master Allen & I arrived with doughnuts but the clubhouse was empty. We heard voices coming from the training room so we entered it.
Everyone was sitting in a hot tub filled with sprinkles. "Why on earth is everyone sitting in a hot tub filled with sprinkles?" I asked.
Jay answered: "Pujols had a sprinkle soak yesterday & went 4 for 5 with 3 doubles. He said it rejuvenated him so we're all trying it."
Freese chimed in, "We're all going to be sprinkle-powered tonite! It's going to be awesome! Oswalt won't know what hit him...Literally."


Background: Yesterday
That was a tough game for our #STLCards. So many men left on base (LOB). Too many missed opportunities.

Today:
"Too many men left on base (LOB) last night," said Jay. "You're telling me," said Berkman. "I had 5 all by myself! I know what we need..."
"LOBsters!?" exclaimed Yadi. "Yes," said Berkman. "We'll eat their essence & this oughtta result in fewer LOB during tonite's game."
"Might I suggest LOBster bisque, messieurs," said Rhodes, who is an accomplished chef. "I have a divine recipe for LOBster bisque."
"Yeah," said Berkman. "Since you make the most, how 'bout roundin' us up some LOBsters for Rhodes to make the bisque." "OK," said Holliday.