When I get tired, I act drunk.
Maybe that's why I've never actually BEEN drunk on alcohol.

I get tired all the time
So being ridiculously funny and a bit touched in the head happens all the time.

Who needs alcohol in that case?

This last month of school will be a bit like one big, long fiesta, because I'm going to be tired all month.
Most of the time I'll have fun.
Three percent of the time I'll want to cry.
And then, thankfully, it will be over.

I can return to my sober (but not somber) emotional state.